Funny SMS

do sardar jungle may ja rahe the samne saher aa gia aik ne mitti utha k sher ki ankhon may daal di aur bag nikla dusra waheen khara raha jab pehle ne peeche mur k dekha k dusra waheen khara hai to usay kehne laga abay bhag yahan se to dusra sardar kehne l

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Laloo Parasad America gayBush kay paas english sekhni.
Waapis ay tu bush ne phonelaloo prasad ne kaha "HelloWho"s Speaking"
Bush Ne Kaha "Hum SasuraBushwa Bol Raha Hun"

ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he
postmaster: bhai ye post officehy tum police station ja karreport karwa
Admi: kya karo khushi k mareykuch samajh nahi araha

Antar mantar jadu jantar chinkofinko tinko shoo shoo
Kuch mahsoos hua
Nahi na?
Jadoogar ne b yeh hi kaha tha kye jaadu insano per hi aser kartahai

1 chooha sharab k nashe maetha 1 bili usae boli aaj tenu khannu dil kerda aay
chooha: ja ni kutt na kha layi.Faer loki kain dae baeghert naejanani kutt ditti!

hellooooo yasir

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir seawaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar pernahi hai
Bhikari: main ny chummi nahi,roti mangi hai.

I AM SENDING THIS MESSAGE TO MY FAVOTITE AND GOOD FRIEND YASIR HELLO YASIR

Sardaar to doctor:
Tuaanu taankay laane aande ne?
Doctor: haan
Sardaar: meri jutti te laa deyo..3234091459

Sardaar to doctor:
Tuaanu taankay laane aande ne?
Doctor: haan
Sardaar: meri jutti te laa deyo..3234091459

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