Funny SMS
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Friend:Yar main apni G/F noo gift daina hai ki dev
June 13th, 2008 
Friend:Yar main apni G/F noo gift daina hai ki devan?
2nd frind:Diamond da har de de.
1 friend:na yaar koi aisi cheez dass jehri uss ne kadi na lai howay
1 friend:PHANSI DE DE
1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzl
1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.1 Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha.
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a se
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat
Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega….
Suffering, or pain in this sense,[1] is an individ
Suffering, or pain in this sense,[1] is an individual's basic affective experience of unpleasantness and aversion associated with harm or threat of harm
SARDAR TO SERVANT . GO AND WATER THE PLANT .
SARDAR TO SERVANT . GO AND WATER THE PLANT .
SERVENT. IT IS ALREADY RAINING OUT SIDE
SARDAR. THEN WHAT ? TAKE UMBERELLA AND GET LOST …..
Kafi arsa pehlay mere msges, . . . . . Mere msges
Kafi arsa pehlay mere msges,
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Mere msges ahmak aur bewaqof barhate thy,
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Aur "ALHAMDULILHA"
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Ye silsila aaj tk jari hai,