Funny SMS

In French: "banjoor"
In spanish: "Te quiro"
In Italaian: "Teamo"
In Panjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kam te nhi jana!

Chand ko garoor hai,
K us paas noor hai,
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To kiya huwa hamain b garoor hai,
K mera dost langoor hai,

kabhi keta tha dost mera K

"Jan bi maango to hazar hai"

Aaj apni biwi ko jan kehta hai.

maango to galiyaan deta hai!

Matlibi saala

>Three friends were talking about their wives and children . The
>first guy said, my wife read DOUBLE TROUBLE and had twins . The 2nd
>man said, that's nothing, my wife read THE 3 MUSKETEERS and she had
>triplets . Oh My GOD !

Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon.

Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.
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Shaadi ke pehle – Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle – Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad – Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehl

Teacher to sardar :name five animals that live in water?
Sardar:frog ,teacher and reamaining four .
sardar:frog de maa pio phen tay praah.
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Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola
Murkho ki Duniya Me aapka swagat Hai.
Aap jis Bewkof se Sampark Karna Chate Hai Uska Dimagout of range Hai.
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3 boys.. proposing 3 girls.

1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu.

2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer.

3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER….!
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Sardar:aik wari main chota honda c te main minar -e- pakistan ton gir gya c
2 Sardar fer marr gya c k bch gya c?
1 Sardar:Minu yaad nahi,main chota honda c