Funny SMS

Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.kisi ne pocha

Sardar g!ai keri science kendi ay?

Sardar: O yara kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ay!!! 😀

Sardar:Why u got failed in ur Maths exam?

Son:Once Madam said
3+5=8

Next day she said
4+4=8

and then she said
6+2=8

Use khud ko confirm nahi,mujhe kia sikhaye gi!!!

What is the MORAL of Movies
JANNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANNA
TITANIC

Think….

Larkiyon k chakar me mat paro, Khali larkiyan bachti hain BAQI sub mar jatee hain 😉

QUALITIES a FRIEND must have!

Cute as a CROCODILE!

Smart as a DONKEY!

Active as a TURTLE!

Fit as a HIPPO!

Mature as a MONKEY!

No doubt yar,

U R PERFECT!!!

Hi

Maine kaha Dil-Ruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha kaise nahi,
Maine kaha Mehngayi hai,
Usne kaha to mera Bhai hai,

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul,I don't even have a big car like Rahul,But I realy love u!Girl I lvu u too.but tell me more about Rahul.

Marriage:
Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a women gains her master

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using pigeon instead of mobile The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.He angried and called to rani,"she told stupid"This was missed call" by
ZUNERA

Kash kabi aap hamari gali main ayain, Thora sharmaein Thora muskuraein,Thora itraein,thora ghabraien aur Zor sy awaz lagaien "TEEN DABAY WALEY"