Funny SMS

Girl to Mom:"Is it True That Babies come out from The Same Place Where boys Put their P–?"
Mom:"Yes"Girl:Wow my Baby will out from my mouth"

2: khan bazar me ja rehay thay unain eik hijra mila.
khan bola: chalti he kiya?
hijra bola: kitna day ga ?
khan bola: 50Rs
hijra bola: theek he
khan: donoo karay ga.
hijra: dobel paisa ho ga.
khan bola theek he. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ti

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.
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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
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Wo aae hamare ghar me_khuda ki rehmat hy>kabi ham unko kabi apne ghar ko dekte hy

maine zindagi se tang aa kr khudkushi ka irada kya..
jab mai patri per laita
train aa he rahe theto uper sa aap ka sms aa gya
mai ne socha ager ap jaise VELEY bande zinda reh sakte hain to humein koi hak nhe

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