Funny SMS

I think i am disturbing u sorry this is my last sms and i will not msg u anymore take care and bye

Never expect that from me I AM HERE 2 disturb U

Eik kam karo

Es sms ko delete kar do es main kuch bhi nahi likha!!!

tech; YE BATAOO AP BAREY HOO YA AAP KE ABOU
STUD: MAN
SIR: KEYA WO KEYOON
STUD: KEYOON KE MAN ABE AME SAY ELADA SOTA HOOM OUR ABOU AB B AME KE SATH

doc n sardar luv same grl.sardar gives her apple everyday.girl asks sardar reason of giving appledaily?sardar:"an apple a day keeps da doc away.

"EXCESSIVE use of alchohal can lead to a pregnancy"

"A TRUE LOVE STORY"
A mosqito and Hen love with each other,
oneday kissed each other,
hen dies with malairia and mosqito dies with bird-flu,
MORAL:
"Mohabtan Sachiyan"

1st Sardar to other,

Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar) hee kyun khatey rehtey ho?

2nd Sardar,

Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye Samjhey

Heer says to Raanjha:
Ki Hasil Kitta Way Mayn Teri Heer Ban K

Raanjha says:
Bandriye!
Mayn Kera Raanjha ban k S.P lag gaya wan???

"Excessive use of alchohal can lead to a Pregnancy"

A True Love Story once a mosqito falls Love with a hen,One day they Kissed each other,
Hen dies of malairia and mosqito dies of bird-flu,
MORAL:"Mohabtan Sachiyan"