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Kaisa Lagta hai,
June 19th, 2008 
Kaisa Lagta hai,
Barasti Barish main,
Hawa k Jhonkon k Sung,
Khamoshi se chalty howe koi aap ka hath pakar kr holy se keh de,
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Aagy gatter hai zara khayal se.
Doctor:
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tak lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.
Sardar traveling first time in plane going to 2 bo
Sardar traveling first time in plane going to 2 bombay.
When it was landing, he shouted "Bombay Bombay"
Air hostess: "B silent"
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Sardar: "OK Ombay Ombay"
What is the total of 1+1??
What is the total of 1+1??
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Sharam karo…
Is ka jawab bhi msg main dhoond rahy ho.
Naam duba dia INSTITUTE ka!!!
If u find a friend better than me,go head,i won�
If u find a friend better than me,go head,i won't stop u but when that friend leave u,look behind n i'll be there ready 2
"HO GAYE ZALEEL" 😉
Some Day
Some Day
U will forget me.
My name.
My voice.
Who I am.
Who I am 2 u.
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If that ever happens,
QASAM se khoon kharaba ho jaye ga..
I believe that GOD created me 2 be ur frnd
I believe that GOD created me 2 be ur frnd
He picked me out 4om all the rest
coz he knows i m the BEST
Ssshhh!!!
Dont argue with GOd ;)!!!
We need 101 reasons 2 love someone…
We need 101 reasons 2 love someone…
We need just 1 reason to hate someone…
But to have a friend like U i don't need any reason I simply say "MERI MAT MARI GAI SI"