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1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla
June 20th, 2008 
1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla
Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge
Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He
sardar:dr sb.Chashma laga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon
sardar:dr sb.Chashma laga k mai Akhbar parh sakoon ga na….?
Dr:Haan, bilkul….. !
Sardar; Phir teek hai, warna Un-parh ki koie Zindagi hai….!
1 hathi ne romantic mood mai aik chunti ko cher di
1 hathi ne romantic mood mai aik chunti ko cher dia , chunti gusay mai hathni ke pass gaye aur boli apnay awara shoher ko samjha lo warna mard hamaray ghar mai bhi hain.
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K L
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai … !!!
Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n … ;->
Height of Super Bindassnes:
Height of Super Bindassnes:
Finishing the paper,coming out of d examination hall and then asking a frnd
"Konsa subject tha yaar" ;o)
Khudi ko kar kanjos itna
Khudi ko kar kanjos itna
K har sms bhejny say pehle…
Service center wale call kar ky khud pochen….
Bata aj sms bhejny ki waja kia hy?? 😉
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date per bulaya leki
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date per bulaya lekin wo late ho gayi
Girl: Am I late???
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaroon ko neend a rahi hay
Dosri ka time ho gaya tu ab a rahi hy
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date per bulaya leki
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date per bulaya lekin wo late ho gayi
Girl: Am I late???
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaroon ko neend a rahi hay
Dosri ka time ho gaya tu ab a rahi hy
Meri dukh bhari kahani suno
Meri dukh bhari kahani suno
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