Funny SMS

newton Third Law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals ..

Kal temprature 50 se above rahe ga,waqfe waqfe se apne sar per pani dalte rehna,kyon k Buzurgon ka kehna hy k "BHOOSA aag jaldi pakarta hy"!!! 😀

Abhi abhi govt. of Pakistan ne elaan kiya hy k KHOUBSORAT log gon ko iss country se nikal diya jaye, AP to 100% save ho.Main kahan jaoon…!!!

"Ishq karne se pehle us ka anjam
dekh lo"

ARZ kiya hy

"Ishq karne se pehle us ka anjam
dekh lo"

Agar phir bhi samjh na aye toh
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Film "TERE NAAM" dekh lo!!1;)

Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor kay pass jane wale the na?

Pathan: Yaara kal jaye ga aj hamara tabiyat kharab hy!!!:D

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Dil Se Dil Milakar To dekho.
Humari Yaad Main ansu bahakar to dekho.
SMS Kya cheez hai hum to call bhi karain gai.
Bus ek bar Humari Mobile Main balance dalwakar to dekho.

Some Realities of Life.

"U love someone

U marry someone

else

The one u

marry becomes ur wife…

tu jo badla to badal gaye hum bhi pyar karte the bandgi to nahin.
guzar jaye gi tere bagair bhi zindag tu koi shart-e zindagi to nahin

Gandhi said 2Quaid e azam,Aj 60 salon k bad mere mulk mei kya kuch badal gaya,Tere mulk mei kya badla? Quaid e azam; Biscuits badal gaye>Bisticts ban gaye