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Dear Girls, If A Guy
June 19th, 2011 
Dear Girls,
If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION
Just To Text You Back ..
Marry Him?
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…Dear Boys,
If A Girl Ruins Her Wet NAIL
POLISH Just To Text You Back ..
Marry Her?
A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE 😉
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
Nazar Ka Asar
Uski \\\”NIGAAH\\\” me itna asar tha ,
\\\”FARAZ\\\”
Aik hi nazar me giradi Kulfi Manhoos Ne,
<(^,\\\')
)(> Lo Batao Yaar
][ Ammi Ne 5
Rupaye hi diye the…
Sir my free sms package is expired today
Professor to student ..Today is 1st time u talk alot in the class,What happen with u?
Student Sir my free sms package is expired today & no more balence 4 activate new
dani
03464590243
Husband:\” Judge sahab mujhe
Husband:\” Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki…
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Judge: \”Phir soch Lo, aisi BV naseeb walon ko milti hai…!
ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com
Larki: Dad main Maa banne
Larki: Dad main Maa banne wali hoon.
Dad:Besharam! Yeh kia keh rahi ho?
Larki:Aap ne hi to kaha tha k jab tak main kuch ban na jaon aap meri Shadi nahi krnge
ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com
Wife: \”Shadi se pehle tou
Wife: \”Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun naheen dete?\”
Husband: \”Machhli pakadne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai???\”
ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com
Lessons In Marketing:
Lessons In Marketing:
It Takes One Aishwarya To Sell A Diamond..
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3 Abhisheks To Sell A Sim card.. 😀
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
The Beauty Of Ind O Pak Traffic
The Beauty Of Ind O Pak Traffic Is That:
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One Has To Look On Both Sides;
While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD..=P =D
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
If U Break Our Friendship:
If U Break Our Friendship:
I\’ll Hang Myself With Noodles,
Cut My Hand With A Rubber Knife,
Blast My Head With Water Pistol,
Stop Smiling
I\’m Serious
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
No One Is As Ugly As Their
Funny Truth-
No One Is As Ugly As Their Voters ID Pic,
Nor As Good-Looking As Their Facebook Profile Pic!..:
Sameer +92 333 2422 422