Funny SMS

gulab ko kanwal bana dete.. un ki ek nazar pe ghazal bana dete. kambakhat koi ek nahi marta hum pe,, warna Lahore mai bhi ek TAJ MAHAL bana dete..

3 Sardar bed pe so rahay thay. un teeno ko jagah theek se na mil rahi thi..phir ek Sardar Bed se neechay sonay laga to dosra sardar bola: Oye ab jagah ho gai hai, bed par aa ja..

Friendship is like standing on wet cement.The longer u stand, the harder is to leave. Even if Umanage to leave, U alwyas leave ur foot prints behind.

Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif met in Islamabad.Nawaz offerred Zardari a bottle of COKE and asked,"Zardari sahab…Wuklaa kab azaad hongey?"Zardari replied,…."Brrrrrrr…"

Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif met in Islamabad.Nawaz offerred Zardari a bottle of COKE and asked,"Zardari sahab…Wuklaa kab azaad hongey?"Zardari replied,…."Brrrrrrr…"

Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif met in Islamabad.Nawaz offerred Zardari a bottle of COKE and asked,"Zardari sahab…Wuklaa kab azaad hongey?"Zardari replied,…."Brrrrrrr…"

AIK LARKA APNAY DOST KO YAAR MERAY ABBU BARAY DARPOOK HAIN. DOST WO KAISEY LARKA JAB WO ROAD CROSS KARTAY HAIN TO MEIRA HATH PAKAR LATEY HAIN.

Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko TRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha:Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lage ga.
Jaat: Rebaa wale,dhayan se dekh Neeche,4 wheeler hai!

? Hasi ke liye gam kurban,khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,dost ke liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.

ek clinic ka bahir pateint ki lambi line lagi hoti hai
tu itna main ek
sardar bari jaldi sa line cross kar ka clinic ka pass pohnchta
hai tu tamam patient usa utha
kar wapis end main phank data hain
sardar ko gusa main
aj fair intezaa