Funny SMS

Train m barat wapus aari hoti ha k rat ho jati ha Dulhan"sune aj hmari suhag rat ha.Ap kuch krte kiun nai Dulha"wo dekho samne kiya likha ha.Chalti train m oper charhna mana ha"

Isalamabad m afsif zardari or nawazsharief ne sat m cook pi.Nawaz sharief ne pocha zardari saheb jujge kub bahal honge. Zardari:BRRRRrrrrrrrr

Left aur right ka ikkhtilaaff kbhi ho na sake ga kkhatamm,
Left 6 likkhta rha,right 9 parrhta rahaa..

Zindagi milti hy
1 bar,

Maut aati hai 1 bar,

Iqrar hota hai 1 bar,

Pyar hota hai 1 bar,
JB hota hai sub kuch 1 bar,
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Phir light kiun jati hai bar bar???

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye

Apni zindagi se kuch pal de do mujhay.. Aaj na sahi apna kal he de do mujhay.. Khushi do ya na do tumhari Marza.. Apni kisi friend ka number he de do mujhay..

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhejne se pehle,, Servise center walay khud call kar k poochain k bata AJ TUJHAY HUA KYA HAI….

Ap k dil mai kya hai bata dijaiy.. Chup reh kar na hum ko saza dijiay.. Umar bhar apko SMS karain gay,, bus har sunday ek 100 wala card dalwa dijiay..

Pehla Boy:Mujh se panga na le main sher ka puttar hoon.. Dosrs boy: Acha yaar ek baat to bata,, Sher ghar aaya tha ya aanti jungle gai thi…

samandur sa sallaybus hai, nadi sa hum parhte hain.. balti bhar yaad hota hai, jug bhar hum likhte hain.. chullu bhar number aate hain jas mai hum doob marte hain..