Funny SMS

Is matlab ki dunya main kon kisi ka hota hy

SMS bhi wohi karta hy jiska free hota hy

Par yeh bat bhi sahi hy yaro key

Kanjoson k liye toh FREE bhi mehnga hi hota hy!!

Dosti k chaman main 1 phul se khila hy,
Hame ap ki surat main 1 dost mila hy,
Hum KHUDA ka lakh shukar ada karty hain,
K hamy GUNAHOON ka sila dunia main hi mila hy!!! 😀

Bap.Beta tuo tu sheir ki aolad ha.
Beta.Thanks apne mujhy mere papa k bta diya kai din sy mastr saheb pochre thy k tu kis janwar ki aolad ha

phool gir gae patte reh gae

wah wah

phool gir gae patte reh gae

apke gand me lun ghus gaya aur tatte baher he reh gae

wah wah wah'

1 Bacha maan se…!

Ami mein kal se School nahn jaon ga,

Maan: kion, phir kia kare ga?

Bacha:Nokri kron ga,

Maan:4th class parh k kia Nokri kre ga?

bacha:3rd class ki LRKION ko tution parhaon ga

An Application to the Head master…….!

Guzarish he k mera Hun school aan no dil ne krda,

Tusi BACHIYAN v alag kr ditiyan nein,

Tey sadi class vich 1 v BACHI ne hegi,

Tey MADAM v koi khas Patakha nahn,

Hor nai te kuj k

Tum meri zindagi me aaye iss tarah?.Tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah..Khule Khet me Ghusa ata ho PAAGAL SAAND jiss tarah

I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey?

Salesman.Sir cockroch k liye powder lenge. Sirdar.O nai oye.Hum cockroch ko itna free nai krte.Aj powder denge tu kul purfume mange ga.