Funny SMS

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
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say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
03338369705

Kash dil ki ye tanna pori ho jaye
ap miss call2 or risv hojaye
dunya ko bhula k kre hum ghnto bate
hoshh tab aye jub apka credit khatm ho jaye

Ajeb c kashesh ha ap m k hum ap k khuabu m khoea rehte hen
ap khuab m aanenge ye soch k hum din m b soye rehte hen

Shadi krni thi per qismt khuli nai
taj mehal bnana tha per mumtaz mili nai
ab shadi hui qismt khuli per taj mehal bnana chahta ho
per mumtaz marti he nai

Zindagi main kuch sapne saja lena,

Dil main kuch arman jaga lena,

Hum ap ki raho sey har dard chura lein gay,

Jab chaho hum se DISPRIN mangwa liya!!! :p

Suna hay ap ki Muskrahut pe log marte hain
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Mujhe bhi 1 banda marwana hy

Zara time nikal k ana aur us k samne muskurana!!! 😀

Movies of College life:

Exam= Evil dead
Classes= Kabhi kabhi
Viva= Encounter
Examiner= Don
Course= Godzilla
Marking= Andha Qanun
Exam time= Qiyamat se qiyamat tak
Question paper= Aik paheli
Anwer sheet= Kora kagaz
Result=

wat is the geographical definition of sex? it is the action by pol-land,between Thai-Land into Hol-land sometimes wiyh the help of Greece.

Sorry! Galti se yeh massage aapko send ho gaya hai, neeche mat dekhna,neeche galat malat likha hua hai
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GALAT MALAT!

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Aur sub zalim keh rahe they 1 aur 1 aur!!!