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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

A boy goes to see a dance.

June 28th, 2008     Funny SMS

A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!

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kal ho na ho

June 28th, 2008     Funny SMS

kal ho na ho

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June 28th, 2008     Funny SMS

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Bring a booti on exam day.

Scract & show it to your nearest teacher
&
Win a free trip ti principle's office
&
Enjoy 3 years vacations at home!!!

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her gali her diwar per apka naam likha hai her khi

June 28th, 2008     Funny SMS

her gali her diwar per apka naam likha hai her khirki her derwazay per apka naam lika hai Ooper talash-e-ghumshuda aur nichay zehni tawazan kharab likha hai..

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Pakistan in 2010 two friends

June 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Pakistan in 2010 two friends
1st: Yar suna hy pehle zamane main light bhi aya karti thi!

2nd: Chal yeh bijli wijli kuch nahi hoti sub tumhara wehem hy!

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June 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

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June 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
03338369705

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June 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya ha

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June 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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June 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
03338369705

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