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yeh aansoo chalo aaj ji bhar ke behne do mein tha
June 29th, 2008 
yeh aansoo chalo aaj ji bhar ke behne do mein tha kabki tanha ae dost mujhe tanha hi rehne do unse wafa karke yeh inaam paaya humne wo agar kahe mujhe bewafa toh usse kehne do………………
GEO BREAKING NEWS!
GEO BREAKING NEWS!
Multan main aaj baraf Giri!
or ab khabren tafseel k sath..
1 admi cycle py baraf ley k jaa rha tha carrier totnay sy baraf gir gai.
sardar and his wife filed an application for divor
sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
judge asked: how will u divide 3 children?
sardar think & replied:ok we will apply next year
boy: chaltay chaltay younhi ruk jaata ho main,
boy: chaltay chaltay younhi ruk jaata ho main,
bethay bethay younhi kho jata ho main.
kya yeh hi pyaar hai?
Girl:nahi yeah kamzori hai.
1 bar 1 larki akeli jaa rahi thi.
1 bar 1 larki akeli jaa rahi thi.
1 larka samny sy aaya
dono bilkul pas aa gay
larka side py ho gya
larki chali gai
moral:sab tumhari tarha kaminay nahi hotay.
larki ny coin daal kar apna wazan kia 58kg.sanadal
larki ny coin daal kar apna wazan kia 58kg.sanadal utari 56kg.jacket utari 53kg.phir dupata-52kg.aur coin khtam.ek bhekari bola "tu chalu rakh main coin dalo ga"
Kaisa lagta hai Barasti Barish Main Hawa k Jhonkon
Kaisa lagta hai Barasti Barish Main Hawa k Jhonkon K sung
Khamoshi se Chaltay hoay,
Koi apka hath thaam K Holay
se keh day
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Aagay gattar hai Zara Khayal se
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.