Funny SMS

Boy with a girl in BMW car
boy:main ny tum sy 1 baat chupai k im already married..
Girl: OH God tum ny tu dara hi diya,main samjhi k yeah car tumhari nhi.

A gorgious girl walks up 2 professor's cabin and says: i will do anything to pass d exam…
prof: anything?….
girl: yes
prof: then go and study.

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Kaisa lagta hai Barasti barish main,
Hawa k jhonkon k sung,
Khamoshi se chalte howe koi apka hath pakar kr Holay se keh day
Aagay gutter hai zara khayal sy.

Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti hain?
Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!

Kiya andaz ha kiya julwa ha.
Kiya smil ha kiya styl ha.
Sms tu krna ata nai
or fakhr sy kehte ho mere pas b mobail ha

fatima aunti jhot na bola kro

tawa hovay choprya te roti saray kiun!
doctor hovay MBBS te banda meray kiun!
kuri hovay soni te munda daray kiun!
orat hovay shareef te banda ander varay kiun!!!!!!!!!

Yaro ko azma k dekh lia
Party main bula k dekh lia.
Mout bhi humse dur bhagti hy
Car k neche aa k dekh lia.
Marta nahi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ
Safeguard se naha k dekh lia.
Koi sunta nahi FARYAD-E-GHARIB
Radio pe gana ga k dekh lia.
Ham

Dil k arman aansuoon me beh gaye

Hum gali main they,gali main reh gaye

Bewaqt ki light chali gayi,

Jo bat unse kehni thi…..

Wo unki Mummy se keh gaye…!!!

chandani chok ka fawara na hoota,,,,,almanzar ka nazara na hoota ,,,,,make up nay agar larkion ko bigara na hoota ,,,,tu hyderabad ka koi larka awara na hoota,