Funny SMS

question, qlam behtar hai ya talwar?

answer.qalam behtar hai kynkay app talwar say shalwar main nala nain dal saktay.

i love pakistan!,,,,,,,,,,because,p-pinki,a-ambreen,k-kiran,i-iman,s-sumera,t-tania,a-anum,n-naila,,,,,,,ilove my sweet pakistan.

Agr ap m sy ki c ko meri koi b bat buri lagi ho tu ap sub sy aj m ye kehna chahta hon k
apsy jo hota wo krlo.Mei tu aesa he ho.
2fatima aunti

Agr ap m sy ki c ko meri koi b bat buri lagi ho tu ap sub sy aj m ye kehna chahta hon k
apsy jo hota wo krlo.Mei tu aesa he ho.
2fatima aunti

1bhakari sahab 2o rupe dy2.
Man.Kiya kro ge.?
Bhekari sahab chaye pionga
man lekin chaye tu 10rupe ki ha?
Bhekari sahab sat m girl frnd b ha.
Man fakeer ho k b gf bnae v ha?
Bhekari nai sahab gf ne bhekari bna diya ha.

Girl told 2man in parti.
Sir ap mere face pe sy 1chez hat sukte hen
man khush ho k y not.
Girl tu manhos admi apni nazre hatao.

Principl.Agr koi girls hostil m gaya tu 1st time 100 2nd time 200 rupe jo drd time 5oo rupe dyga.
Pechy sy awaz i ser member ship kitne m mile gi

(hi n salam.2all the member of sms2pk.Aftab sir u r gr8 man.Razi u r also nice)

Y r people JEALOUS of u?

U r intelligent?

O No..

U r beautiful?

Na Na..

Ur eyes r beautiful?

O Nahi Nahi..

Main bataon?

Kiun?

Becoz

I AM YOUR FRIEND…!!! 😉

Cutest proposal of a kid!

Boy:"oey tu melay shath shadi kalay gi?

Girl:nae

Boy: pleesh!

Girl:nae

Boy:Maan ja na pleesh! Achi wali behan nae hai?

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