Funny SMS
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Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl.
July 3rd, 2008 
Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl.
Ankhon Mei Wohi Jaam Liye Honton Pe Wohi MusKaan Liye Kahan Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye
Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha…
Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha…
Pathan: ro keon rahay ho?
Admy: Blood Test Krana ha
Ungly Katany paray ge….
Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga…
Admy: Tum keon ronay lagay???
Pathan: Main na Peshaab Test kra
Salaaam!
Salaaam!
Masrufiat
Kanjosi
Gharahat
Laparwahi
Narazgi
Guroor
Hath ki chot
Mobile ki kharabi
Alfaz ki qillat
ya koi aur waja hai sms na krne ki,
boy: janoo kabi hamary dil mein b aa kar dekho na.
boy: janoo kabi hamary dil mein b aa kar dekho na. girl; jooti utaaron kya? Boy: aisay hi aa jao janoo ye dil hai masjid thoray hai.
Dont give importance to money
Dont give importance to money
Becoz it can give u
Bed but not sleep.
Buks but not brain.
Clothes but not beauty.
Luxury but not happiness.
So transfer it to my ACCOUNT!!!! 😀
NAWAZ SHARIF found a JIN
NAWAZ SHARIF found a JIN
Jin: Hu hu ha ha ha,kiya hukam hy mere aaqa?
NAWAZ: foran JUDGE bahaal karwa do.
Jin: Aaqa hukam do,chawliyan na maroo!!! 😀
1
1
Sal
12
Mah
1
Mah
4
Hafte
1
Hafta
7
Din
1
Din k
24
Ghante
1
Ghante k
60
Minutes
1
Minute k
60
Seconds
1
Second k
1000
Lamhe
Har amhe me 1 hi dua hy k
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bejan phool ko koi khushbo daina app se sikhe,
bejan phool ko koi khushbo daina app se sikhe,
rothe huay ko hasana koi ap se sikhe,
dost banana to har koi janta hai,
dost ko choona lagana koi ap se sikhe…
woh bhi kya din hua karte thain
woh bhi kya din hua karte thain
woh bhi kya din hua karte thain
jab hum haseeno se kiss liya karte thain
yeh un dino ki baat hai
jab hum huggies pehna karte thain
jane lahore nahi wakhya ho jamaya nahi
jane lahore nahi wakhya ho jamaya nahi
jine multan nai wakhaya woo sarya hi nahi
jene karachi nai wakhaya wo marya hi nai
jene tano nai dakhya hoo daraya hi nai