Funny SMS

i miss udfuhdf

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do

Ek chuha sharab k nasha main tha k ek billi aayi aur boli,aaj tenu khaan nu dil kerda,chuha bola,ja ni kutt na kha layin,fer loki kain gay janani kutt ditti.

Koi cheiz bewfai se barh kr kya hogi,ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh kr kia hogi,kisi ko deni ho jawani ma saza,to wo saza PARHAI se barh kr kia hogi.

Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora

Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola:

Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi

Kisi ne pocha kon dono?

Wo bola: Uski Tangain

1st Girl to Another:
Kal Sapnay main Mujhe koi chaaqu Maar raha tha
2nd Girl:
Tu Darr matt, Agar sapnay Sach hotay to main Rozana Pragnent hoti

80yrs old man to dr:meri 20 saal ki wife pregnant hey

dr: 1 story suno
1 shikari shikar pe jate howe jaldi mein gun ki jaga umbrella le gya
jungle mein uske samne lion aa gya
usne umbrella ka handle khaincha aur fire kar diya aur lion mar

Lady: Time Kitna Hua hai

Sardar: Bra Pantie

Lady: Kutte, Time Poocha hai

Sardar: Kamini, time hi to Bataya Hai.. Bra pantie(12:35) barah pantees

Har baras bacha hota tha jin k yahan.

2 baras se un k ghar bacha hota nhi.

Pocha to bolay

jub se CABLE ghar main aya.

Koi bacha raat ko sota nhi…