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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
May 27th, 2010 
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. 🙂
Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab Mai Chand Ki Parchh
Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab Mai Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi
1st: Ye Kya Hai
2nd: Abey Ye Chand Hai
1st: Sale Ghar Chal
Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Pohnch Gaye.
Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. 🙂
Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?
Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,
And
Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET. 🙂
0300 2711 588
1 Budha Budhiya ko Ghoor Raha tha
1 Budha Budhiya ko Ghoor Raha tha
Budhiya Use Galiya Dene Lagi
1 Ladka Aaya Bola: Kya hua
Budha: Kuch Nahi Beta
Purana Calender Hai FADFADA Raha Hai. 🙂
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Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main
Jaag Raha Hun.
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Biwi romantic mood main apne shohar se
Biwi romantic mood main apne shohar se
Aaj tum jo bhe karogai main kuch nhen kahungi..
Shohar: Main neend pori karunga,bachon ko sambhal lena 😛
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Bacha apni dadi se= kia hum hmesha 4 hi rahen gy?
Bacha apni dadi se= kia hum hmesha 4 hi rahen gy?
Aap/papa/behan or men
dadi= Nhi jab Tmhari shadi h0jae Gi to hm
5 h0jaen gy
bacha=phir jab behan ki shadi h0jaeGi to hum phir se 4 h0jaenGy
dadi=Nhi jab Tmhara beta h0jaega to hu
Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse: 3000
Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
Karhai Nahi Karwani. 🙂