Funny SMS

Bijli+baadal:
Saawan aaya,
Baraat+baaja:
Dulha aya,
Phool+nazaare:
Basant aayi,
Aap+apki hansi:
Bhago bhaago,
'PAAGAL AAYA…!'

Don ne ab jurm ki duniya chhor di hy,
Ab
1 madrissa bnaya hy, so plz balance ki surat m Don ko chanda dekr akhrat sanwaaren,
Apka khaadim
'HAAJI DON'
03234091459

Kbhi yad aye to phone kr lena
Pese kam hon to sms kr lena
Agr ye b na kr sko to mobile dahi me dal kr vibration on kr lena
''LASSI P LENA''

Hamari Govt Ne Pehlay Petrol ki qiimatain brhaaiyn,
Phr aatay ki,
Phr chaawal,milk yahan tk k kraya b bhra dia,
Ab govt ke samjh m nahe araha tha k kya brhaye to time bhra dia

Musharaf means
M-maximum zalil
U-Unlimited chawal
S-Senior beshrm
H-historicl firown
R-registrd shetan
A-american tail
F-foolish personality

Pappu pinky ko pasand krta hy or pinky pappu k bhai ko, jab k pappu ka bhai pinky ki behen ko pasand krta hy, ab jab k pappu pnky ko or pinky pappu k bhai ko pasand krti hy or pappu ka bhai pinky ki behn ko tou apko kia?ye unka personal maamla hy,ap kiun

Asalam alaikum!
Aj ki taza khabrain
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Akhbaar mein hain

hellow my dear.iam.at taxila on net.mere leyekhana na paka hain mai kha ker ahon ga,mai ne ap ka no zong main book ker leya hai.sham tak aja hon ga

Teacher: If u call ur mother as MUM then what will u call ur Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister??
SARDAR: S simple, I'll call them MINIMUM AND MAXIMUM…!!! 😀

Punjab vich eena Pani hega…..

5 Darya
135 Nehran
1,76,250 Nalkay
14,000 Chaappar
192550 motoran
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Ty tusi fhir bhi nahi nahandy!!! 😀