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July 6th, 2008 
3OO SARDAR ship mein ja rahay thay,
3OO SARDAR ship mein ja rahay thay,
saray mar gaey,
bhala kyon?
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Nothing serious,
Rastay mein ship kharab howi to dhakka laganay utar gaey thay…
Mujhe Police ne pakar liya hai
Mujhe Police ne pakar liya hai
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killing 9 girls
I didn't kill them
Qasam se!
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Maine to sirf ''SMILE'' Di thi
Or
wo khushi se mar gaye ;-)…
Log kahte hain k pyar itna bhi mat karo k girl fri
Log kahte hain k pyar itna bhi mat karo k girl friend sar pe sawar hojaye,Hum kahte hai k pyar itna karo k girl friend ki friend bhi tumhry sath farar hojaye…
Kaju,
Kaju,
badam,
akhrot,
pista…
All dry fruits r tasty
But they r nothing in comparison 2 u
Oye CHUWARAY:-) teri baat hee kuch or hai…
Subah uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo:
Subah uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo:
1. Namaz perha karo, is say aap ka din acha guzray ga.
2. Naha liya karo, is say dosroon ka din acha guzray ga…
Thanks
Tmne mera sms prha ha tum zindagi m boht aage jaog
Tmne mera sms prha ha tum zindagi m boht aage jaoge..Kiun k tm jaha b jaoge sub kahenge chal by chal aage chal
If U have any problem, plz tell me,
If U have any problem, plz tell me,
If u dont have any problem, plz tell me,
I will create a problem 4 u,
After all! Frndz hote kislye hen?
A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,
A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0+?,-!
Thank God!
All of the bottons of my mobile r fine,sory 2 distrb u