Funny SMS

To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Kaise meri jani howa karty they, Kaise mujh pe qur

July 8th, 2008     Funny SMS

Kaise meri jani howa karty they, Kaise mujh pe qurban howa karte they, Kaise badle ho aik hafte main tum, pichle hafte toh tum INSAN howa karty they!!! 😀

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Everything is possible in this universe,

July 8th, 2008     Funny SMS

Everything is possible in this universe,
Nothing impossble
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IMRAN HASHMI in JANNAT…!!! 😀

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Duniya burii ho sakti hy, Musharraf nai,

July 8th, 2008     Funny SMS

Duniya burii ho sakti hy, Musharraf nai,
Duniya bewafa ho skti hy, Mushrf ai,
Duniya kaminie ho skti hy,Mushrf nai,
Kuttay ki dumm sidhi hoskti h,
Mushrf nai

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Bush:Meri sister da munda hoya ae.

July 7th, 2008     Funny SMS

Bush:Meri sister da munda hoya ae.
Musharaf:Mubarak ho.
Bush:pr afsos di gal ae.
Musharf:ki.
Bush:bap da pata nhi,
Mushraf:umsama pe dal dy.

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Sardar standing on platform.Suddenly he jumps on R

July 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

Sardar standing on platform.Suddenly he jumps on Railway Track!!!
A man says? Sardar ji mar jao ge!
Sardar: Maregy to tum, suna nahi train Platform pe a rahi hy… 😀

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No visits…

July 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

No visits…
No calls…
No sms…
No letters…
No miscalls…
I am worried…
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Tusi viah te nai kara lya!!!:D

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Arz kia hy

July 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

Arz kia hy

Insan, insan ko Dus raha hy

Wah wah

Insan,insan ko DUS raha hy

Sannp beth k hus raha hy !!! 😀

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New Offer! Call rates ab dimagh k size k hisab se

July 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

New Offer! Call rates ab dimagh k size k hisab se honge.Jitna chota dimagh utne kam call rates.
Thanks
Tumhari calls to free hogain…!!! 😀

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KBC main shahrukh ne

July 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

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Mai bevakuf

July 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

Mai bevakuf
Mai bevakuf
Mai bevakuf
…aahista bolo yhan tk awaz arahe hy

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