Funny SMS

kal free rhna Koi progrm mat bnana I m comng 2meet u there tmhe kahin le jana ha Plz mna mt krna or kisiko btana mt k tmhe

*POLIO k DROPS Pilwane hai*

aik patla aadmi line mein film si ticket khreed rha tha us ki phechy aik mota admi khara tha jub bhe mota saans lyta to patly ko dhaka aata 4 5 dafa aisa hoa to patly ko gusa aya aur bola moty dhaky kyn dyta hy to mota bola saans bhe na loon kya?

1stsardar ro rha tha 2nd kiun ro rha ho 1st yar meri photo ak larki k parun mein ghir gai thi mein ne us se kaha bagi apni sari uthaiya ga photo lani hai bus itna hi kaha…..

Phoolon main tum Khayalon main tum,
Dil main tum Baghon ma tum Sapnon ma tum Yaadon ma tum
O Tussi Ghar v Benday O ke phirday E Rehnday O??

Paagal hojaao,
Uchhlo koodo,
Naacho, hanso, khailo,
Mera kia hai!, log tmhe he paagal kahan ge!!
From:
Real big fun 2008.

munna bhai:
yar circut apun ko 1 nurs se piar ho gaya hai…us ko leter main kia likhon??
circut:
bindas likhne ka…
SISTER I LOV U,TUMHARA MUNNA BHAI

maths magic;
ur cell nmbr's last digt x2+5×50+ur age+365 and -615
the answer will b the
last 2 nmber is urage & 1stno. is ur cel,s last no.
try & cment. is it so ?
x =

ak sardar ro rha tha dosra sardar q ro rha ho pehla blood test krwana hai ungli katni pary gi dosra b rona laga pehla q ronay lgay ho dosra mein ne peshab test krwana hai…..

aik pathan aik molvi ko maar raha tha.
kisi ne poocha k isay q mar rahy ho.
pathan bola;
ye kocha kehta hai k Jannat k mazy lo. aur Jannat meri bivi ka naam hai

How to identify a SARDAR JI in class?

Simple…

Just look who is erasing his notes,
When the teacher is cleaning the board!!! 😀