Funny SMS

Wife:"Suno G! Mjhe brazier lena hai"
Husband:"Brazier ki kya zarurat hai, itne chotay chotay to hein"
Wife:"Kal tumne underwear lia, mein kuch boli?"..

Meray 3 dost thay:

1. KALLU

2. BILLU

3. ULLOO

Kallu: 7th mein parh raha hai..

Billu: 5th mein parh raha hai..

Aur

Ulloo: SMS parh rahhusa di…!

Ants were bathing and
elephant jumped in2 pool all ants get out of water,
1 ant climbd on the back of the elephnt all ants shouted
"DUBO DUBO KE MAR SALAY KO":-

Girls attitude
When boy dont look @ Her
She say: " KUTTA dekh nahi Sakta Kia "
&
When boy looks @ her
She say: " Dekh kaise KUTTON ki tarah dekh raha hai..:-)

9th april Ka Gzra 1Scha Waqya

Jse Soch K Hr Insan Ki Ruh Kamp Jati He

Mgr Zalimon K hath Tuk Na Kanpy
Lahore me 3 Saal Ki Masum Bchi

JsKo Theek Tara Bolna B Nai Ata Tha

Jo Din Usk Khalny Kudny K Th

UsK Bap Or Bhai Ne

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye..

Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye..
To,
To,

To,

,,???
(".) <))> JL
To yaad rakho k

"Puthey kamman de puthey natije"

9th april Ka Gzra 1Scha Waqya

Jse Soch K Hr Insan Ki Ruh Kamp Jati He

Mgr Zalimon K hath Tuk Na Kanpy
Lahore me 3 Saal Ki Masum Bchi

JsKo Theek Tara Bolna B Nai Ata Tha

Jo Din Usk Khalny Kudny K Th

UsK Bap Or Bhai Ne

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye..

Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye..
To,
To,

To,

,,???
(".) <))> JL
To yaad rakho k

"Puthey kamman de puthey natije"

HUMARE MENU PER KHUSHAMDED HUM SE MILNE K lEYE 1 DABAIN DOSTI K LEYE 2 DABAIN PYAR K LEYE 3 DABAIN HUM SE NIJAT K LEYE APNA GALA DABAEN..:-)!

Husband, wife ki larai ho rahi thi.Unka chhota bacha bi wahan betha tha
Husband=tu sali kutti

Wife=tu sala kutta
Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or Main sala Puppy..!