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do u know?
July 11th, 2008 
do u know?
what is mean by kiss?
k = koi
i = interesting
s = sms
s = send kro.
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kiss me jaldi…
soney di itt mahia.
soney di itt mahia.
rab tanu mobile ditta koe sms te sit mahia.
kothay te mor mahia,
je sms nae krna te enu itt maar k tor mahia
shadi main 1 sardar bohat der tak kha rahe thay.ki
shadi main 1 sardar bohat der tak kha rahe thay.kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gay?sardar…mein to khud tang hun lekin card main likha he DINER 7 to 10 pm
1st sardar:
1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:
A sardar goes to a restaurant
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
1 Pathan Muth Mar Raha Tha,
1 Pathan Muth Mar Raha Tha,
1 american bola "wat r u doing?"
Pathan said"this is pakistani
Technology,
I'm fucking ur wife through Bluetooth…
ek sardar exam dena gya to sath plumber ko b lay g
ek sardar exam dena gya to sath plumber ko b lay gya
kiun?
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kiun k sardar ko information mili thi k paper leak ho gya hai….
Shetan ne bola kisi naik insaan ka number do,apun
Shetan ne bola kisi naik insaan ka number do,apun usko tang kre ga,maine apka number diya,to shetan bola na baba na apun ko BOSS sy panga nhi laine ka.03146510246
chowk sarwar shaheed
A child askd his pregnant mom pointing towards her
A child askd his pregnant mom pointing towards her belly: Iss ma kaya hai? Mom: Iss mein mara payara sa baby hai. Child: Itna payara tha to khaya kyn?…