Funny SMS

sardar to docter:
"main chota pishab subah 6 bjay karta hon aur bara 7 bajay"
docter:"tu iss may problem kia hay"?
sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bjay khulti hay"

Jab sardar k haan teesri bar bachi hui,
to us ne elaan kia k mera beta peda hua hai,
Ek dost ne dekha to kaha k ye larki hai,
Sardar bola"ay munda thallon maa te gya ay

Aap ki kanjosi hmara dil ko baha gai,hamain b apny balance ki qadar aa gai,socha ab apko message na krain.Mgr kambakht dosi yaad aa gai.
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Arz kiya Hai:-
Ye wo daur hai jiss mein lutt jaaegi ghariboun ki kamaaie,
Ye wo daur hai jis me lut jae gi garibon ki kamaaie,
25 26 27 28!!

Only 10% girls play games
like
tennis,football,caroms,
cricket,etc because 90%
girls play with boy's life,So be careful.

Namaaz-E-Janaaza, humaare pyaare watan Pakistan (mehrom) ki,
Bamaqaam Minar-e-pkistan
Din14august
Time9:00AM
Pesh imaam Jnab parvez mushrf k piche,ada ki jae gi,
Sogwaran:
Ata,bijli,gas ko tarsi hui pakistani awam

a sardar was going on a cycle.
he accidently hits a lady,
Lady: way annya breakan nae c maar skda.
Sardar: sohnio! poori cycle jo maar diti a breakan di ki lor a.

a sardar was going on a cycle.
he accidently hits a lady,
Lady: way annya breakan nae c maar skda.
Sardar: sohnio! poori cycle jo maar diti a breakan di ki lor a.

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do u know?
what is mean by kiss?

k = koi

i = interesting

s = sms

s = send kro.

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kiss me jaldi…