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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

July 17th, 2008     Funny SMS

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

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ek bhekhary:sab 20 rupee dy do chay peny hai

July 17th, 2008     Funny SMS

ek bhekhary:sab 20 rupee dy do chay peny hai
sab:per chay to 10 rupee ke atey hai
bhekare:wo shahzad bhee sath hai

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July 16th, 2008     Funny SMS

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Itni KHUSHI mere SMS k aaney

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*Sushmita

July 16th, 2008     Funny SMS

*Sushmita
+0919821420167
*Katrina
+0919316164574
*Bipasha
+0919822923242
*Kareena
+0919874572585
K number le lo
&
Enjy kro
Ham aaj se
"Tableegh"
pe ja rhe hain.

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eik pagal rail ki patri pr so raha tha,,,eik aadmi

July 16th, 2008     Funny SMS

eik pagal rail ki patri pr so raha tha,,,eik aadmi ne aa k kaha,,,kia kar rhay ho? rail aagye tu mar jaogay,,,,pagal ne kaha,,,,mere uopar se jahaz guzr gya kuch nahe huwa tu rail kia cheez hai,,,,

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eik pagal rail ki patri pr so raha tha,,,eik aadmi

July 16th, 2008     Funny SMS

eik pagal rail ki patri pr so raha tha,,,eik aadmi ne aa k kaha,,,kia kar rhay ho? rail aagye tu mar jaogay,,,,pagal ne kaha,,,,mere uopar se jahaz guzr gya kuch nahe huwa tu rail kia cheez hai,,,,

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Aik pagal ha ha ha ha ha. . . .

July 15th, 2008     Funny SMS

Aik pagal ha ha ha ha ha. . . .
Oey main is duniya ko mita don ga,
Dora pagal.
Ha ha ha ha. . . . . .
Tu main tumain RABER hi nahi dun ga.
0323-6353509

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Birdy birdy in the sky,lef a poopie in my eye.Me d

July 15th, 2008     Funny SMS

Birdy birdy in the sky,lef a poopie in my eye.Me dont care,Me don't cry,me just happy that a cow can't fly.
0323-6353509

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aik Dost:thumney to kaha tha keh mein cement ki fa

July 15th, 2008     Funny SMS

aik Dost:thumney to kaha tha keh mein cement ki factory
banaon a to abhi tak banaya nahee?
Dosra dost:Kiya karoun Factory banay ke liyaee Cement hi
nahee milraha

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Kanjos ki biwi beemar thi:

July 15th, 2008     Funny SMS

Kanjos ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.

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