Funny SMS
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July 17th, 2008 
UR 100%beautiful, UR 100%lovely, UR 100%sweet, UR
UR 100%beautiful, UR 100%lovely, UR 100%sweet, UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!
itnay kamzor hogaye teri judaii se
itnay kamzor hogaye teri judaii se
waah wah !!!!
arz kia ha
itnay kamzor hogaye teri judaii se
k machar hi utha le gaya charpaii se
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya