Funny SMS

Pathan MNA:agar men kamiyab hua tu men tarakki ki intiha kardonga hamare sheher men zacha bacha ki sahoolat nahi men 4 zacha bacha banwaaon ga 2 mardon k liye 2 aurton k liye. . .

pathan ne Russia jatey waqt wahan k liye air condition and refrigirator kharede kisi ne pucha khan yehan kiyo leke jarahe ho?
Pathan:udhar barf bari he aisi cheezen nahi milengi..Haroon

wo konsi jaga hai jahaan banda nahi marta?
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1. cartoon network
2. star plus

pathan hai sb
1 kala bulb dena..!dukan dar:aap kalay bulb ka kya karo gay?
pathan; dophair main sonay k liay andhera karna hai

Fakeir:allah k nam pe dydy baba:
maf kro
ary kuch tu deta ja bacha?
Chalo jo sms perha ha osy ly jao:
fakeir:aby chal hat.Bhek mangra ho 1or bhekari nai.

Father:beti intr k bad kiya krne ka irada ha?
Beti:B.B.A
father:wat is B.B.A?
Beti:boy frnd ki bike pe aishhh.

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . .
dekha ho gya na suit case b

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…