Funny SMS

Sardar was climbing up the tree
monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho
sardar: apple khanay
monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai
sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon

Saveray jaldi uth k,naha k,saaf j kapry paa k,
masjid ja,ALLAH agay sajde paa k,ankhaan bund kar k
sachey dil nal pooch,
MOLA,jidoon tusi aqal vandi,"main kithey c"?

Sardar:selling Parashoot,"Plane se kudo,
button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo
Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis..

Do a magic trick
1 glass thanda pani apne sath baithy hoye bandy
kae sar par dalain,
ye thanda pani usko garam kar dega…
TRY IT! AT YOUR OWN RISK…

Yesterday at night i was really missing u,i had 2 go 2 bed without u,i wanted 2 feel u on ma naked body…whr r u….oh!ma stupid pyjamas..

Kya ap panchvi pass se tez hain???

Toh batain?

Agar ram seeta hy toh

ram kiya howa???

Socho Socho

Simple hy

ram DARZI howa?

Samjhe 5 fail!!! 😀

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DHUZZZ

Yeh tha khud kush msg… 😀

Man: Batao hinduoon ky bhagwan ki zuban bahr kiun hoti hy?
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Kid: Bhai aj ap 5 rupee ka haar da ky 50 lakh mango gy toh zuban hi bahir aye gi na… 😀

2day is SORRY DAY!
Aaj ky din sub ko apni galiti accept ker leni chahiye, Agar meri koi bat buri lagi hoo to
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Lagi rahe! Main yeh din nahi manati!!! 😉

pakistan har sal 4 aircraft free men lata he United States se magar kasi?
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simply 15 ya 20 pathan deke hi aircraft lata he. . .