Funny SMS

AJJ SATURDAY HAI
YEH SMS 5 FRIENDS KO SEND
karain… INSHALLAH…
KAL SUNDAY HOGA!
IS KO IGNORE MAT KARNA
WARNA….
PARSON MONDAY HOGA???????

in the universty
frist day
one day.
one boy one gril
secend day
same boy secend gril
third day
same boy third gril
moral.larke nahi badalte
larkiyaan badal jati hay

I WANT A KISS
ARE YOU KNOW
WHAT KISS
K
KOI
I
INTRESTING
S
SMS
S
SEND KARO
SO KISS ME JALDI

punam ki rat men chand badal jata hy,
waqt k sath insan badal jata hy,
sochte hen aap ko tang na kia karen,
phir sath he apna program badal jata hy.

ALLAH PAK ne tumhain paida kiya ka tum us ke ibadat kar,
us ke ibadat karoo , rozey rakhoo , namaz paroo , us ka zikar karoo , deeni book,s paroo ,
"SMS PAR RAHA HOO ! SHARAM KAROO "

Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru,
Teri har jarorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochon teri harkatoon ke bare mein,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun…

Teri mohabat teri wafa hi kafi hay

Tamam umar yeh aasra hi kafi hay

DAWAT karo meri mgr takalluf na karna

Meray liye Bas
BIRYANI
QORMA
TIKKA
or KABAB
hi kafi hay… 😉

Whan i call u,
1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!

Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON
Alay alay!
Ooeii!
Kaka!
Mela Pala
baccha!
Sweetooo!
Paalo!
Shonoo!
Mmmuaaahhh!
Ohh!ghande Yeeh kya kia..?

1 larki thi diwani C,mobile le kr phirti thi,
nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krti thi,jab b
milti thi muj se,
Bas yehi pocha karti thi,Ye on kesay hota hai?