Funny SMS
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Tum agr PAGAL ho to!!
July 21st, 2008 
Tum agr PAGAL ho to!!
SMS partey hi miss call dena, MAHA PAGAL ho to!! SMS krna,
BEVAKUF ho to!! call krna,
aur agar teeno ho to chup rehna;-]
In a park 2 lovers eating chips by looking in 2 ea
In a park 2 lovers eating chips by looking in 2 eachother eyes.
GIRL:wht r u thinking rite now?
BOY:i thnk u r eating more chips than me ! bukhi
Tum agr PAGAL ho to!!
Tum agr PAGAL ho to!!
SMS partey hi miss call dena, MAHA PAGAL ho to!! SMS krna,
BEVAKUF ho to!! call krna,
aur agar teeno ho to chup rehna;-]
EK AADMI KO PARRIS KE DO RETURN TICKETS MILTAY HEI
EK AADMI KO PARRIS KE DO RETURN TICKETS MILTAY HEIN.WIH APNE GHAR APNI BIVI KO PHONE KARTA HAY AUR KAHTA HAY KE DARLING TUM MERE SAATH PARIS JANA PASAND KARO GI.DONO HONEYMOON MANAIN GAY
US KI BIVI BOLI THEEK HAY MEIN ZAROOR JAOON GI MAGAR AAP KAUN SAH
2 Hijray Shaadi ki Mubark baad dene gaye. Ek bola
2 Hijray Shaadi ki Mubark baad dene gaye. Ek bola mein to 1200 lungi. Dusra bola mein 1600 lungi. Peeche se sardar bola: Tum 2310 ley lo us mein FM bhi hay.
Sardar : bhai Tumhe Rajput kyu kehte hai ?
Sardar : bhai Tumhe Rajput kyu kehte hai ?
Rajput : Hum apni bat pe jan de dete hai aur tumhe sardar kyu kehte hai ?
Sardar : Hum bina bat K JAAN DE DETE HAI
Teri mohabat teri wafa hi kafi hay
Teri mohabat teri wafa hi kafi hay
Tamam umar ye assra hi kafi hay
DAWAT karo meri magar takalluf na karna
Meray liye bas
BIRYANI
QORMA
TIKKA
or
KABAB
hi kafi hay… 😉
ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG( FIRE )lag gayee,
ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG( FIRE )lag gayee,
wo Appne ghar ko bacha na saka . sochoo kiyon ? ? ? "
WO SARRI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALOO KO MISS CALL DETA RAHA.
salam araz hay
salam araz hay
jawab qarz hay
dena farz hay
na dena marz hay
na koi gharz hay
bus itne araz hay
agar SMS pasand aey to call karnaa farz hay