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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

ek sardar english me apni family ka introduction k

July 24th, 2008     Funny SMS

ek sardar english me apni family ka introduction kara raha tha.woh kuch is tarah se karata he….
m sardar
she is my sardarni
he is my kid
& she is my kidny…

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hello

July 23rd, 2008     Funny SMS

hello

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1st pathan:100 k note per likha no dial kar raha t

July 23rd, 2008     Funny SMS

1st pathan:100 k note per likha no dial kar raha tha.
2nd pathan:ye tum kia kar rahe ho.
1st pathan:main dekh raha tha k Quid-e-Azamto wafat pa gae.
Tounka mobile kis k pas hai.

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Wonderful combinations in this WORLD..

July 23rd, 2008     Funny SMS

Wonderful combinations in this WORLD..

Heart & beats,
Night & moon,
Music & songs,
Roses & love,
Fish & water
and

My costly msgs and ur muft ki smile…. 😉

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Women are like internet virus

July 23rd, 2008     Funny SMS

Women are like internet virus
They enter your life, scan your pockets,
transfer money, edit your mind,
download their problems, delete you smile
and hang you life.

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Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha INDIAN flag main tmra k

July 23rd, 2008     Funny SMS

Sardar ji se kisi ne pocha INDIAN flag main tmra kiya hai,
Green4muslim
withe4christian
orang4hindus
sardar ne kafi sochne k bad kaha,
OYE DANA TERE PEO DA AAYE
0332-6467615

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Altaf bhai jab school gaye

July 22nd, 2008     Funny SMS

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado

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hahahahahahahahahahaha

July 22nd, 2008     Funny SMS

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Santa Singh je Zebra crossing k black&white pt

July 21st, 2008     Funny SMS

Santa Singh je Zebra crossing k black&white ptti pr bar bar idhr se udhr chal rhey thy,
wo kia soch rhey ho gy?
Socho?
"Sala ye piano kyun nai bajta?"

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KAHTI chli KINARA choot gya,

July 21st, 2008     Funny SMS

KAHTI chli KINARA choot gya,
ASMAN se SITARA toot gya,
Tu b to aaj tk nai sudra,
Jahan dekhi DEEWAR
(".")
( .)—;..,
L L
wahein FAWARA choot gya.

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