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har larkey ki zindagi me 3 dolls ati hai.
July 25th, 2008 
har larkey ki zindagi me 3 dolls ati hai.
pehli uski beti,baby doll.
dosri uski mangetar,barbi doll.
teesri uski biwi,panadol.
shikwa humain manzoor nahi…
shikwa humain manzoor nahi…
aj na koi bahana hoga…
ap ko hamari khushyun ki kasam…
is juma to ap ko nahana hoga..
Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
Wife- i will die.
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:
Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par
Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Yun hanste hanste,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar,
Keh denge bhabhi assalaamlekum
Sheikh apne bachon se: Jo rat koo khana nahi khaye
Sheikh apne bachon se: Jo rat koo khana nahi khaye ga usey 5 Rs. milen gay.
Bache 5 Rs. ley kar so gaye.
Subah shiekh says: Jo bacha 5 Rs. de ga use nashta mile ga… 😀
kia ap panchvi pass se tez hain?
kia ap panchvi pass se tez hain?
Question: Agr ram seeta hy toh ram kia hay?
socho
socho
socho
ram "DARZI" hy
Panchvi fail….. 😀
1st frnd:yar me jis larki kochahta hoon usnemujh s
1st frnd:yar me jis larki kochahta hoon usnemujh se shadi nahi ki.
2nd frnd:tum ne usey bataya k tumhara chacha karore pati hai.
1st frnd:bataya tha.
2nd:phir.
1st:ab wo meri chachi hai.