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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Ek sardar ki chatri me hloe

July 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ek sardar ki chatri me hloe
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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A sardar saw a beautifull girl ,he went n kissed h

July 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

A sardar saw a beautifull girl ,he went n kissed her. Girl : stupid kia ker rahay ho? Sardar: B.com final year ..hahah

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1 Admi Baba G SE:

July 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

1 Admi Baba G SE:
Ma Amrica Jana Chahta Hon mgr Kam nhe Bante:

Baba G:
Subha Suraj Nikalne k Bad 300 Bar
''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Kro America Wale Khud Le Jaen Ge!

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A Sardar Saw a beautiful Girl''s Photo a

July 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

A Sardar Saw a beautiful Girl''s Photo and Said: Kash Ye Meri Maa Hoti to Mein bhi kitna khubsoorat hota…

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inspector:

July 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

inspector:
jail me kase aye?
sardar: media ki larki khari thi, uske siny pe
Press likha tha,
inspector:Phir?
Sardar: meiny press kr dia.

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Ek Chinese bacha apne Pakisiani dost se:

July 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ek Chinese bacha apne Pakisiani dost se:
Yaar mere abbu ka inteqal hohaya hai…
Pakistani: Abay yaar China ki cheezon mein yehi masla hai……….

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Aik Sardar Ki Biwi ne Kaha…! Sardar G! Mubarak H

July 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Aik Sardar Ki Biwi ne Kaha…! Sardar G! Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Naya Mehman Aane Wala He….

Sardar: Enu Do Mint Rok Mein Phaj Ke Bottlan Phad Leyavan…!

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na charay peer malangan noo kutay pain gay tangan

July 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

na charay peer malangan noo kutay pain gay tangan noo

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ek sardar ji raat ko horror flim dekh ke aata hai

July 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

ek sardar ji raat ko horror flim dekh ke aata hai to apni biwi se kehta hai ke raat bhar mere kol hi rehna mainu bara daar lagda piya hai..
Biwi:ooye soo jao kuch nahi hunda
ab late night use pishab aata hai to woh apni biwi ko utha hai aur bolta ke

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Ek bar main Gorge Bush aur musharraf bethain thain

July 27th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ek bar main Gorge Bush aur musharraf bethain thain batein kar rahe thain to ek admi aaya aur unse poocha ke aap log kya baatein kar rahe hain to George Bush Ne kaha:We are planning the third world war..
Admi:usmain kya hoga
Mussharraf:100 soldiers m

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