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Dr: Apko kia problem hai?
July 30th, 2008 
Dr: Apko kia problem hai?
Patient:Patle motion.
Dr:Kitne patle?
Patient:Booohaaat patle.
Dr:Phir b kitne?
Patient: Itne k ap us se gurary kar sakte hain..;)
EK GHAR ME TWINS PAIDA HOYE TO SAAS BOLI.
EK GHAR ME TWINS PAIDA HOYE TO SAAS BOLI.
WAH BOHAT MUBARAK HO!
PAKISTAN K HALAT DEIKH KAR AB TOU BACHE B DUNIYA ME ALELE ANE SE DARTE HAIN!
GEO MUSHARAF
Dil ko pata Tha wo zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha W
Dil ko pata Tha wo zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi.Par kabhi Socha Na Tha k.Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna Husband B 7 Layegi!!…
Frog : sardar ka dimagh nai hota
Frog : sardar ka dimagh nai hota
Sardar :Hota hai
Frog : Nai hota nai hota nai hota.(ANd jumps in water)
Sardar Lay das eday wich khudkushi karan di kadi gal c.
think if all pakistani youth star studying & g
think if all pakistani youth star studying & get good marks.
but jobs are limited then more
UNEMPLOYOMENT.
more SUICID
more CRIME … SO ???
save pakistan..??
stop studying…
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oy
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!