Funny SMS

tumhary number ko kia howa hai?main nai abhi call ki to pathan bola.welcome to peshwar aap jis bachay ko call kar rahy hain wo hamary istaml main hai plz try later. SAJJAD HUSSAIN

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

bilal meray kam ka kia bana its abdullah from qta net

"SMS K RATES"
1995: 4 RUPEES,
1998: 3 RUPEES,
2000: 2 RUPEES,
2003: 1 RUPEES,
2008: 12PAISAS,

HUN KADON SMS KRA GAY JADO COMPANY PALYOON PAISE DE GI……….

Pakistan mein shadiyan parents k marzi se hoti hain

Is liye dulhe k liye dulhan surpriz hoti hai

Ghoongat uthane k baad
ya to

Ashwariya

Ya phir

Jayasuria

Agr Duniya Ko Kuch Ker K
Dikhana Hai To Suno Meri Baat!

Elephant K upar Ulte Khare Ho K Photo Khinchvao.

Ab Photo Ko Ulta Ker K Duniya Ko Dikhao!

Aik sardar doosre se,
"Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain..":-)
Doosra,
"Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???"
Sardar,
"Meri 7 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko"

Husband:
kal mery khawab may ek larki aye the.
Wahh kia larki thi,
Wife: akeli aye hogi?
Husband: tumko kaise pata?
Wife:
Uss ka husband mere khawab mein tha.

Ma:beta ladu khayega?
Beta: nahi
ma:chocolate?
Beta:nahin
ma:khana?
Beta:nahin
ma:marjana apne peo te gaya hai,sirf jutiyan he khayega.

Girl:Me tumse shadi nai kar sakti isliye ye lo apne love leters or mere muje wapis karo!
Boy:bari c basket samne rakhte hue)is mein se jo jo tmhare hn nikal lo