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August 6th, 2008 
Masjid ki diwar pe likha tha..
Masjid ki diwar pe likha tha..
ager gunah kartay kartay thaq gaye hain to under aa jaye.
Nechay lipstick say likha tha ager nahin thaqy to agli gali main aa jaye 😉
2 pathano ko 2 bomb mily.
2 pathano ko 2 bomb mily.
1st pathan: chall yah bomb police ko daitay hain
2nd pathan: yar ager rasty main phut gia to???
1st patha: to hum kah dain gay hum ko ik he mila
Doctor:aapka weight kitna hai?
Doctor:aapka weight kitna hai?
Sardar: Chashme k sath 75kg
Doctor:aur chashme k baghair?
Sardar:wo mujhe dikhta he nahi.
Sardar got a job in Warid CallCenter
Sardar got a job in Warid CallCenter
Customer:
My Warid sim's blocked wat 2 do?
Sardar:
Dont take tention Remove Warid sim &put Telenor sim
Thanku 4 calling Ufone.
WHO AYE THI MUJHSE MILNAY MAGAR MAIN NA USSAY MILA
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Teri galiyon mein na rakhein ge qadem aaj k baad,
Teri galiyon mein na rakhein ge qadem aaj k baad,
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kiyon k keechar bohat ho gayaa hai Barsaat k baad:-P
"happy rainy day"
Smile is a
Smile is a
language of
Love..
Smile is a way
2 success..
Smile is 2 win
the Hearts.
Smile improvers your Personality
SO
"Brush Properly"
Mesage of the year
Mesage of the year
Aurat ki zindagi lambi,hansti muskarati aur tension say azaad kyun hoti hai?
Why?
very simple
Kyun k Aurat ki BV nahi hoti..