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is kadar teri yad main rota hon k rat ko hath ma
August 7th, 2008 
is kadar teri yad main rota hon k rat ko hath main pakar kar sota hon tasweer teri gandy or kia
ek sardar dosray sardar se mai tera pasward wakh l
ek sardar dosray sardar se mai tera pasward wakh lia aay *****. tai fair ki hoya 92420 tai nai wakhia na
bole to muna bhai ye doctor log opration karne se
bole to muna bhai ye doctor log opration karne se pehly patient ko behosh kyon kar lety hai bole to chirkot ye patient log khod opreshion karna na sekh lai asad bhai m.b.b.s
sardar: mai ek eho je cheez labi aay jandy naal di
sardar: mai ek eho je cheez labi aay jandy naal diwar dai aar paar dekhya ja sakda a dosra sardar oh ki phela sardar (moori)
molvi ki gril friend molvi ko time dai kar na aai
molvi ki gril friend molvi ko time dai kar na aai molvi intazzar k bad masjid mai gya our speaker on kar k bola hazraat changi nai kiti
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u bu
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
sheik ka beta g/f kay sath ghoom k ghar aya
sheik ka beta g/f kay sath ghoom k ghar aya
to sheik ne pucha
kitne paise kharch kiye?
beta:
50 rupy
sheik:
itne sary
beta: aba uske pas 50 h thy
aik police aur aik fauji train mein safar kar rahe
aik police aur aik fauji train mein safar kar rahe thay..police fauji se aap chuti per ja rahe ho?fauji..haan wife ki delievery hai.police..kitnay dino baad ja rahe ho .fauji do 2 saal baad..police tho phir woh bacha haram ka huwa na jo honay wala hai.