Funny SMS

1 Sardar Mujra dekhny gaya,Dance k bd dancer boli "Hum ne apko khush kia,ab ap humain khush karein"
sardar ne thora socha,phir uth k dance shurun kar di

A Sardar g went to a horse race and was surprised to see so many horses running together in same direction.
He asked the reason.
Answar was that leading horse will win the prize.
Sardar g said "Phir yeh baqi sab kyun Bhag rahy hain"

1 Andha Police me Bharti Honay K Liye Gaya

Officer Ne Poocha
"Tumein Ham Kis Liye Rakhein?"

Andhay Ne Foran Jawab Diya
"Andha Dhund Firing K Liye"

Sardar 1: me ne Naye Detergent se shirt dhoye to chhoti ho gayi,,,Ab kiya karun?

Sardar 2: usi Detergent se Naha le…Woh shirt fit a jaye gi,,

girl: Ye land kia hota he. Boy: Kisi ka naram kisi ka sakt kisi ka lamba kisi chota kisi ka mota kisi ka patla Girl: Lagta he tum sari gand marwate rahe ho.

Wife: suno jee mujhe kuch brazer ladein.Husband: brazer ka kaya faida boobs to itne chootay hen.Wife: tum ne kal underwel le me ne kuch kaha.

larki (sheikh larkay se) mujay kisi bohat hi expensive jaga ghuma lao to sheikh larka us ko foran hi petrool pump per lai gya

rang de basanti movie dekh k santa ko bohat gusa aya banta asked why r u so angry? santa sala pori film mai basanti to dikhai nhi

pajame men mery yea kia ho raha he chota tha pehly ab bara ho raha he yoon to ye muhazab bohat hi he ihtram mein ap k khara ho raha he

chief justice ur crosing da limit musharaf kon sala kehta hai chief justice how dare u call me sala? mushraf my lord said kon sa law kehta hai