Funny SMS

College mai ek sardar dosre se:

"Tujehy larki phasana ati hai?"

Dosra:

"Nahi ati tu seekha de."

Pehla:

"Bara asan hai yar. bus aik kagaz le oska jahaz bana or class mai ura de. jab teacher pooche

"Hena"
Hai
smart
bohot
wo
bheja
ne
jis
or
hon
raha
pahr
se
nichey
ko
msg
jo
hoon
pagal
woh
mai

Confused hogai???
Ab chalo dubara wapis nichay se upper paroh "Shabash&

aik makraani aik haseen bohat der sy ghoor kr dekh raha tha
larki sharma ky makraani k kareeb aae or poocha ''kya dekh rahay ho'?
makraani:hum soch raha hy k agar tum hamari maa hoti to hum bhi tumhari tarhan KHOBSOORAT hota….

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don't FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don't U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"

Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don't Give The Power Because If

Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?

Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.

Boy: teri judai me neend udti he chain khota he
jaan jati he
or dil rota he.
Girl: Doctor ko dikha le bhai,
QK Deengi virus bi aise hi hota he..

Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?

Kitna
'PYAR'-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya

Now Pakistan Means
P=Petrol 88.00 Per liter
A=Aata 30 Per Kg
K=Khud kash Hamlay
I=ILAM ki Kami
S=Sarkon pay pani
T=Traffic Jam
A=Awam Pareshan
N=No Electricity
(AB1)

Hi,
Next week meri mangni hai only 5 people wil b invited choti si parti hai,Koi Gift lane ki koi zarorat nhi.akaile chale aana,
aur
ussy b plz sath le aana jis sy meri mangni ho gae.
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