Funny SMS

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!

Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! 😀

Girlfriend: Jab humaari shaadi hogi,tou tm mujhe 1 ring do ge Na..?
Srdaar: O zarur dawan ga,ay dass mobile te dawan ya ptcl te?
my mobil number 03135215704

Q:What did the ganster''s son tell his dad when he failed in examination?
A:Dad they questioned me 4, 3 hours but i heaven''t told them anything……,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20 sal bad bacha howa wo udas ho gaya
2nd sardar: yar udas kiyon ho
1st sardar: 20 sal bad bacha howa wo bhi
chota sa

Gadhey Ki Race

10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

Fire…

Abey Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!
Msg baad mai parhna

Aj kal ki kuch larkiyan husn pr naz krtin hain

WAH! WAH! WAH!

Aj kal ki kuch larkiyan husn pr naz krtin hain
.
.
.
.
.

"6 Kalmey pure aate nahi ENGLISH mai bat karti hain.

Aik pathan petrol pump gaya, board pr likha tha mobile use karna mana hai.
osne mobile nikala or sub doston ko cal kr k kaha.

"Phone mar karna mai petrol pump pe hoon"