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Don ka intezar to 11 colleges ki larkion ko hai
Per don ka aana mushkil hi nahin namumkin bhi hai,
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Don matric fail hay

Beti:Mom Aaj main ne aik larke ko fool banaya,
Mom:WO KAISY?
Beti:main ne 1 larke ka 500 Rupees ka note sandle main chupa liya aur wo 2 gante meri brazer main donhta raha..
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If Girls Laughs Loudly She is cheerful,
If Boy Laugh Loudly he is Mannerless!
If Girls Talks sweetly She is charmin,
If boy Talks sweetly He is Flirt!
If a Girls is Shopping she is Trendly,If boy is Shopping He

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PATHAN:agar sarey pathan jamaa hojayn tu kiya hoga?

logon ne kaha "kachrey ka dher"

Pathan:"oy nahi yar agar jamaa hojyn tu yeh ek admi ki tarah ho jate hen" kiyoo k 100 pathan equals one man….
kiyon he na pathano me

kisi ne PATHAN se Pucha
"khan sahib bijli kin cheezon se bani he?"

PATHAN:"Wai Yeh bijli pankhon,bulb,pani ke motor,refrgerator,or tube light se bani he…..Ayi samajh men?"….

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p