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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

SHAKESPEAR Said:

June 8th, 2010     Funny SMS

SHAKESPEAR Said:
"Mujhe meri maa ki kasam,
main ne itni batain nahi kahen,
lakin ye log khud bana k mujhe bi faraz banana chahte hain"

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Pahtan: Aaj mera roza toot gaya. Major Rohail: Wo

June 7th, 2010     Funny SMS

Pahtan: Aaj mera roza toot gaya. Major Rohail: Wo kese?

Pathan: Hum ne aaj ghalti se Purane time k Hisab se Roza Iftar kr lya

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1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee

June 5th, 2010     Funny SMS

1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.
Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,

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jiss jagha teri jafa ki inteha ho jayegi

June 1st, 2010     Funny SMS

jiss jagha teri jafa ki inteha ho jayegi
sabr ki mere wahan se ibteda ho jayegi

kia khabar thi zindagi ab to dua ho jayegi
unkey paney ki tamanna ilteja ho jayegi

ye kahan maloom tha qasd e safar k sath hi
tum badal jaogey dunya be

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Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

June 1st, 2010     Funny SMS

Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Coke Peete Pepsi Peete
Bhool Gaye Nimbu Paani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

MTV Channel V Cool Hain
Bhool Gaye PTV
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Reserve Bank Hain Khali
Khali Swiss Bank Mein Maal Pa

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Ek cheunti k pass ek Haathi ka rishta aaya…..

June 1st, 2010     Funny SMS

Ek cheunti k pass ek Haathi ka rishta aaya…..

mgr…

cheunti ne mana kar dia..??

kiu…?

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Imagine World Without Gurlz….!

June 1st, 2010     Funny SMS

Imagine World Without Gurlz….!

Roadz Sunsaaaan……..!

Marketz Veraaaaaaaaan…….!

Na Janu na Jaaaaaaaaaan….!

Na koi Gurl Frnd k liyee Preshaaaan…!

Bas Namaz and Quran……….!

& All Boyzzzz

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ekhain Tamasha…!

June 1st, 2010     Funny SMS

ekhain Tamasha…!

Meharbaaan……..!

KaDarDaan………..!

Dekhain Meri Msg ka Kamaaaaaaaaal….

Bandar nay Mobile uthaya Sms Pharha

or Muskaraya……..

ab yah SMS farward kar k Hushyari Dekhaye

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anraj Took d Man in Hell. There he saw that Ghandh

June 1st, 2010     Funny SMS

anraj Took d Man in Hell. There he saw that Ghandhi Ji Dancing With Bipasha..

Man: Ghandhi ji ki Saza itni Mazaydar kion hai?

Yamraj: Saza to Bipasha ko Mili rahi hai

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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,

June 1st, 2010     Funny SMS

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein

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