Funny SMS
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Subha Shaam apki yaa aavey hai,,
August 16th, 2008 
Subha Shaam apki yaa aavey hai,,
Sari sari raat humko jagavey hai,,
Dil to apko call karny ko chavey hai,,
Par call centre ki CHOKRI balance kaam batavy hai,,
Abb kia dhoondtey ho inn kaaghazoun mein Faraaz,
Abb kia dhoondtey ho inn kaaghazoun mein Faraaz,
Wo jiss pe tmhaari photo thii,uss kaaghazzmein koie Naan le gya…
Frnd to sardar: 'Ais saal rozay rakhien ga?&#
Frnd to sardar: 'Ais saal rozay rakhien ga?'
sardar: nai
frnd: Namaazaan parhien ga?
Srdar: nai
frnd: Iftari karien ga?
Sardar: hun asi innay v gunahgar nai
SMS RATES
SMS RATES
1995 RS 5
1996 RS 4
2000 RS 3
2002 RS 2
2005 RS 1
2006 RS 0.5
2008 FREE
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Khan sahib UNO ki meaning kiya he?
Khan sahib UNO ki meaning kiya he?
pathan: oee ye tu bahut aasan sawaal he is ka matlab he ULTA NASWAAR OORGANIZATION
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay