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Helping your father
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

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NEEM K 4 PATAY LOo
2 ko pani main boil karo
2 ke chatne bana lo or chatne ko pani k sath kha loo
ALLAH k fazal ay KANJOSE K tamam jaraseem mar jain gy

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kuch khasss
bohat khass
mind to nahi karogay
to
pher sun lo
wohe 3 lafaz

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