Funny SMS

president shetani
pm gillani
speaker qaumi assembly zanani
na bijli na pani wah re wah pakistani
ye teri ajab kahani ha ha ha :d

sms na bheaj k dil tor dea mera
ab apne cell ko dafna dena,
agar kafan na mile to,
apna rumaal uraah dena,
agar koi kasoor pooche cell ka
to apni kanjusi bata dena!!!

Hame Pataa Hai Aap Bohat Buzy Hain
Zyaada Nahi Per Thoore Se Crazy Hain
Maana Ke Milna Bohat Mushkil Hai
Per Mobile Pe Sms Karna To Bohat Eazy Hai

aapki missed call bindaas hai,
aapke sms lajawab hai,
kabhi kabhi call bhi kar liya karo,
suna hai aapki aawaz first class hai.

Solve this riddle:-
“The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

Answer=Chathuringmes
(It is a technical word for worms)

agar aap kahin ja rahe hain or kali billi aap k agey se guzar jae to is ka kya matlab hai?????

iss ka matlab hai k
kali billi b kahi ja rahe hy…

I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch

Apne ehsas k sab rang utar jane do, meri umeed merekhwab bikhar jane do, apne angan me charagon ko jalao na abhi, mere angan me siya raat utar jane do,

Apne ehsas k sab rang utar jane do, meri umeed merekhwab bikhar jane do, apne angan me charagon ko jalao na abhi, mere angan me siya raat utar jane do,

Apne ehsas k sab rang utar jane do, meri umeed merekhwab bikhar jane do, apne angan me charagon ko jalao na abhi, mere angan me siya raat utar jane do,