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LALLU JI 1 Monthy Bush se English ki training le k
August 31st, 2008 
LALLU JI 1 Monthy Bush se English ki training le kar wapis India aye,,
1 din phone aya
Lallu says:who's speaking?
jawab aya:
HUM SASURA BUSHWA BOL RAHA HON!
Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai..
Ek sardar ji ka Electric Engineer ki post k liye i
Ek sardar ji ka Electric Engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer: Electric motor kaisay chalti hai?
Sardar ji: TorrRrrRrrRrrrrRrrr
3 sardar after exam
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe
papu apny dost sai..yar tainu pata wai k maj da dodh peen nal dimag taiz hunda wai banda wise hunda wai..papu tainu kiny kiaa??dost…meri miss naii…papu oo nai yar teri miss gaap mardi wai..jaii aaiih gall hundi tai apna KATTAA scientits na lagya h